Driving the schoolbus

When you are banging a girl doggystyle and you insert your thumb into her asshole. Then make a circular movement with your hand as if you are driving a school bus.

Craig was driving the schoolbus with a major cum dumpster last night.

by Jdaddy b March 16, 2015

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cat driving a school bus.

A situation that makes little to no sense.

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.

by aotsviewer September 22, 2010

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Driving the Sus Bus

When one is taking part in super sus activities…
Most commonly used in the video game Among Us (but also applicable IRL). When one is “driving the sus bus,” they are the sussest of all.

Dude 1: Red is in electric but not completing any tasks.😐
Dude 2: Yeah, he’s driving the sus bus!!!!

by poopoobeans🌝 July 5, 2021

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driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

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One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010