Shining dragon

To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.

Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.

by Eric Othelwaite July 28, 2016

dank dragon

The Dank Dragon is the dankest of all dragos. Usually quite small and have tails bigger than their claws. The claws are made of huge blunts of oragono.

Have you seen the Dank Dragon? I heard it lies beneath the tree of mountain mikes pizza.

by Boi Jink January 11, 2017

trial of the dragon

What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.

'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*

by Dr.McLovin November 9, 2010

Grand Dragon

A large dragon who is the purveyor of all that is honorable and powerful. He rewards those who follow his will with Honor Dollars and punishes those that anger him by removing their penis (very kindly). He stands in opposition to Joe and his dishonorable ways of mediocrity. To please him is to commit acts that involve the Triangle Of Honor: Face, Grace and Discipline. He is all powerful and all are nothing compared to him.

Uh, I went to Arright Parking and The Grand Dragon come to me, he say to steal their Warste Barsket!

by Mr. Honor February 9, 2009

dragonhearted

Courage that is immeasurable.

Jim just saved an old lady from a burning building. He is dragonhearted.

by SolsticeKnight December 4, 2016

Fart Dragon

A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.

Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.

by Ianferno April 29, 2008

pocket dragon

A lighter.

Do you by any chance have a pocket dragon on you?

by hippie3105 April 2, 2009