one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

Robert Downey Jr.

One is the sexiest, funniest, and best actors of our time. Someone who never stopped fighting, even when he was at rock bottom.

You could look at his life and say, 'Wow, I could never look up to him,' or you could say, 'Wow, he's really amazing, because he beat the addiction, and is back in the game.'

Robert Downey Jr. is irresistable.

Robert Downey Jr. is long over due for an Oscar.

Robert Downey Jr. is pretty sexy.

by colorxurxlife October 10, 2008

dowded

Synonym for plagiarized.

Did you hear about that new york times columnist who dowded that blogger?

by stkrzysiak May 18, 2009

downelink

Downelink.com or DL.. An online community for those who identify as gay, lesbian, queer, downe, bisexual, bicurious, not sure, hag/stag, ftm(female to male), mtf(male to female).. also called the "gay myspace".. A place to make friends or more than friends ;)..

I saw a crapload of people from Downelink at Pride..

by Tria a.k.a Trent August 22, 2006

Robert Downey Jr.

The only person to have successfully projected himself in 3D during a 2D movie. This name can be used in situations when all reasoning behind reality fails...

Janet: Oh my god! I think Robert Downey Jr. just imploded on my cake!
Sam: WHAT?! Inconceivable!
Chuck Norris: I know! It was even in 3D!!!!

by Sam Lori February 5, 2010

Robert Downey Jr.

An incredible actor, possibly the most talented of his time. He went through a period of time when frequent drug related criminal charges hindered his acting career. Thankfully, he managed to return to the big screen with grace and is continuing to appear in fantastic films.

I loved "The Soloist." Robert Downey Jr. did an amazing job in that film.

by Loo2 February 5, 2010

Debbie Downer

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.

Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)

by Alana Post September 30, 2005