by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
Get the Dotard mug.The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
Get the Daddy Dotard mug.Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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a cool nickname for someone who is really cool, but has problems with the ladies due to being physically retarded. someone who everyone likes but must find a blind, mute, deaf dog to fuck.
by Tristan Owen June 25, 2008
Get the Downard mug.A wild mammal roaming the halls of East Chapel Hill High School. the dotard is said to be extremely dangerous up close. if you make sudden movements he/she may begin to run at you. once a dotard begins running he DOES NOT STOP RUNNING! it is also useful to know that dotards (known for their rounded physicality) will roll if pushed... this caused the origin of the much loved sport of "dotard pushing" usually executed between class periods. dotards generally wear noticeable amounts of red.(pronounced Dough-tard)
by dotologist April 14, 2009
Get the dotard mug.A extreme druggy like asshole
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!
that isnt trustable.
dorward can usualy be used as a shroom user
most people think a dorward would be nice..
but once you get to know the dorward you hes a complete asshole as it says before.
dorwards are sneaky and dangerous and wont understand feelings.
DORWARDS ARE EVIL.
STAY AWAY!!!!
Girl- "you dont understand"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"
guy - "im still living drugs dont hurt"
girl - "your acting like a dorward"
guy - "no duh"
by dorward son October 17, 2008
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