Douchbag

Please see Kevin Federline

You see that greasy, dirty, no-talent loser over there? The one with a filthy wifebeater who looks like he just fell out of a trailer home and thinks he can rap? That guy is a douchbag.

by BM2006 January 29, 2006

douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

Douchbag humor

People who who act like annoying twat. By saying Word over and over Again or make annoying noise as humor

Not be confused With douchebag humor

This douchbag humor need to stop, i hate this guy who Said this Word over and over Again or make this noise

by Snotcore February 16, 2023

douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )

Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette

by vertigo February 8, 2006

Douchbag

Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.

"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"

by Andy Y July 25, 2008

douchbag hardhat

Man bun that looks like a tiny hardhat on the top of a douchbag's head.

Look at that guy with the man bun, it's like he's wearing a douchbag hardhat!

by Mightymightyballstones3 April 7, 2016

douschebagaru

Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.

Watch out for that Douschebagaru, the shithead driving it is a complete Muppet.

by Methodical December 25, 2018