douchwaffle

A person who asks for a donation yet contributes nothing.

- originator: Stonegate.

"Hey! That kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! Oh Snap! Haaaa!!"

by Coc September 1, 2013

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

douchewazzle

see spoggy dodger

you are a douchewazzle

by da beav February 28, 2013