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DoucheQueer

A person who not only is a major douche bag but also one who acts or is of the homosexual persuasion.
Justin Bieber is major DoucheQueer.
by steelerstatted July 9, 2010
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Douchequake

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.
Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.
by sarabellum July 11, 2011
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Douchequake

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.
"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."
by bossk420 February 23, 2009
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DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.
Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.
by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009
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DoucheSquad!

A group or gathering of doucebags is refered to as a "DoucheSquad" same as a large number of wolves would be known as a "pack" of wolves, a group of a collective of douchebags hanging out is known as a "DoucheSquad".
sarah-"Oh my god, why is there a douchebag convention in our kitchen?"

sarah's freind- " sarah,its called a DoucheSquad! There is a DoucheSquad, in our kitchen.

sarah- Oh my bad! there appears to be a DoucheSquad in our kitchen, and they're really starting to get on my tits!!!!
by the oracle of bad taste March 16, 2011
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douchequeer

(best said in New York accent) another meaning for your friend who is both a fag and a dickhead.
Brett, you fuckin' douchequeer. (REMEMBER New York accent)
by willybillynillyphillp September 23, 2014
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douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)
Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.
by The Blonde Bombers January 19, 2009
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