douchepacker

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

by phreakdb January 23, 2008

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010

doughmaker

A doughmaker is a real faggot. I f you get called a doughmaker, it means complete tool.

Buddy, your a doughmaker.

by Doughmaker69 June 13, 2018

Strawberry Douchecake

A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.

Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.

"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."

"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."

by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014

douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king February 22, 2011

Douchemayor

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk

The Douchemayor stood us up again.

by Willie December 9, 2004

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006