Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

douchevat

One who is more than just a douche, to a point where they're no longer able to be categorized as a douche; they're a douchevat. They are known for having douche-like characteristics; they lie, use people, and are severely awkward.

Jada: I can't believe the nerve of Justin! He just lied to me again, after I already heard the truth about what he did!

Skye: Don't sweat it; Justin's simply a douchevat.

by The blondie September 16, 2012

Douchecanoe

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.

It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!

by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011

Douchecake

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

by topha April 20, 2006

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009