douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.

I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.

by deskjob October 18, 2009

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009

Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.

Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.

by Brock the situation April 11, 2010

doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.

You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.

by tclcttbs June 22, 2014