douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Douchebaggestry

The act and art of being a douche

"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"

by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015

douchebaggerie

Something that has characteristics of a douchebag, the going-ons and happenings of a douchebag.

Sure he can come along, as long as he knocks off the douchebaggerie and shave that beard!

by Sillysighben! July 4, 2023

douchebaggedery

When someone is always a douchebag in every facet of life. One whom lacks empathy, no couth, thief, cheats, spousal abuser, religious fanatic, upper soacio evonomic class, adulterous, narcissist. Likely an attorney, stock broker, police or correctional officer politician, works at the clerk of courts or telemarketer

J1 Eaton is about that douchebaggedery lifestyle for life. He stole his best friends sewer auger and his grandma's antique record player and traded them for a gram of meth and twenty dollars to playelectronic slots with and turnwd around and blamed blamed it on Vinny.

by Sofaking Eastwood July 2, 2025