Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.
by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008
Get the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) mug.The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.
Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008
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People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.
See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)
See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)
by Cory Price April 29, 2005
Get the Douchebagnitude mug.A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.
Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.
Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
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- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010
Get the douchebaguette mug.Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.
by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008
Get the Douchebagel mug.Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
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