When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
by jamband October 17, 2014
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A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
by aarone720 March 15, 2010
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by woozefa August 11, 2009
Get the douchebag quotient mug.A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.
Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"
by Glubglubber April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Badge mug.When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
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