douche

A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?

Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

by jonodp April 3, 2010

douche

A word to describe really annoying people.

"My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
"Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche."
"You wanna go, Dom?"
"Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man June 5, 2007

douche

1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.

on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!

by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005

douche

someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009

douche

The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

by ffjjbskdug April 13, 2007

douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004