Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)

in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'

by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010

Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.

I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.

by Shellogg October 24, 2017

douchiest

the prime example of a fag/douche/dick

I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.

by Jake the snake SAY WHAAA?! October 5, 2010

The Douchies

The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.

"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"

by miq3263827 July 25, 2009

Duccio

Italian man born with 12 inch penis

Duccio has a big penis

by spacehunter183 October 18, 2019

douching around

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

Douchitis

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009