Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.
Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!
or
Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
or
Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008
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At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
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A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
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2. the creator of dorsch-bag
3. the dorsch in the mighty dorsch and the raptors
2. the creator of dorsch-bag
3. the dorsch in the mighty dorsch and the raptors
1. Look at that dorsch
by Keith D March 5, 2008
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by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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by joslaposta March 8, 2018
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by CheeseOnToast99 February 23, 2022
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