Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

dorkenshnoff

a feeling of emotion expressing happiness, anger, madness, and laughter.

Colin makes me feel so dorkenshnoff whenever I talk to him.

by yellowbafoons January 30, 2010

Fremantle Dockers

Second Worst team to ever grace the AFL(Australian Football League)only to UNI. Fremantle Dockers have made only one finals appearance in 10 years in a competition where half the teams each year make the finals.

Fremantle Dockers are shit!
You are as shit as the Fremantle Dockers.

by AFLfan February 12, 2006

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

Dorkeranus

Someone who tries to be dorky and fails utterly at it.

Also every kind of poser you can imagine...

Boy: Dude, did you see James trying to be all weird and goofy?
Girl: He's such an Ass.
Boy: He's such a Dorkeranus.

by Hayley_Butt October 5, 2008

dorkest

More than a dork;

Your the Dorkest person I know.

by HiGive January 11, 2014