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aww man if only i could me dorian’s balls in 4k bouncing while slathered in coconut oil bouncing with maximum efficiency.
by basedmp3 June 1, 2022
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Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020
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meaning that something or somebody is wrong.
Background: On the popular hit tv show, Scrubs, Dr. Perry Cox always expresses that John Dorian (J.D.) is always wrong. Cox got tired of saying wrong to J.D, so he decided to use J.D.'s last name, Dorian, to say that someone is wrong.
Background: On the popular hit tv show, Scrubs, Dr. Perry Cox always expresses that John Dorian (J.D.) is always wrong. Cox got tired of saying wrong to J.D, so he decided to use J.D.'s last name, Dorian, to say that someone is wrong.
by daniel2744 December 12, 2008
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A dorian is really cool but can turn on you as fast as lighting
A dorian always talks about porn , sex , fat kids and homo's
A dorian is really cool but can turn on you as fast as lighting
A dorian always talks about porn , sex , fat kids and homo's
by EthanStagg1337 December 17, 2010
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Pie hater : NO , Man that is so Dorian , your Always DORIAN , I hate you man , you were supposed to understand me
Pie hater : NO , Man that is so Dorian , your Always DORIAN , I hate you man , you were supposed to understand me
by Aaron McD April 13, 2007
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by Jesous January 19, 2015
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