1 definition by DaRealDorian42
Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020