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doosh

1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him

2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)

Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"

John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2013
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Doosh

I'd doosh that.
They're dooshing eachother.
Wanna go back to mine and doosh.

Doosh?
by ipeach September 5, 2009
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Doosh

Doosh is referred to as Mario Kart double dash or when your hanging to play some Double dash...It tells people your serious about playing it straight away. Its often accompanied with noodies (noodles) of some delicious flavour. All in all its just so god damn good you cant fucking say no!
Guy 1: Cmon dude lets play some Doosh!

Guy 2: Hells yeah! Chicken or Curry?
by tastytreats December 9, 2009
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DOOSH

When someone brings you down unsuspectedly
He said my hair looked like a helmet,he completely dooshed me!
by isabella fane September 1, 2008
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doosh

a spin-out while playing any of the gran turismo games./failure in anything
"hitting that corner at such a high speed always results with a doosh."/when it comes to stereo installation, ryan is a doosh.
by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003
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doosh

the spelling used for those who spell things the right way aka the way they sound bitch.
your a dooshzilla go watch 28 dooshes later with ur doosh.

hey lets play a doosh band im the doosh flute.
by fobzor December 25, 2007
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Doosh

An unfortunately named, but incredibly cool New Zealand design label.
pronounced dush, like bush.
What? This one next to the Doosh Girl Maya dress?
by loldooshlol June 20, 2011
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