1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2013

To have sexual intercourse with someone.
by ipeach September 5, 2009

Doosh is referred to as Mario Kart double dash or when your hanging to play some Double dash...It tells people your serious about playing it straight away. Its often accompanied with noodies (noodles) of some delicious flavour. All in all its just so god damn good you cant fucking say no!
by tastytreats December 9, 2009

by isabella fane September 1, 2008

"hitting that corner at such a high speed always results with a doosh."/when it comes to stereo installation, ryan is a doosh.
by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003

your a dooshzilla go watch 28 dooshes later with ur doosh.
hey lets play a doosh band im the doosh flute.
hey lets play a doosh band im the doosh flute.
by fobzor December 25, 2007

by loldooshlol June 20, 2011
