Donking

Dipping your dick into a mug of coffee.

''FFS jason stop donking ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015

donking

the unspeakable act of someone grinding on someone else's body while doing other sexual things. a synonym would be "dry-humping". This is not to be spoken of with family members or prude friends. Its nasty. Explicit. One of those things you just "dont talk about" x rated. careful, donking is not for everyone kids. Play safe! It is called donking because the butt (donk) tends to bounce around drawing all attention to it.

She was donking hard on that boy while they were making out on the couch. So public. I can't believe it.

by Molly Anne March 3, 2009

monkeying about

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task

"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.

by Garrett Wilkerson March 31, 2005

Donkedini

Combination sex move : The donkey punch into the houdini.

I'm bored of the donkey punch and the houdini. I want you to donkedini me.

by Donkedini April 24, 2020

Donking

A state of sudden fatigue shortly after eating a heavy meal when driving long distance. Like “the itis” but only when driving. Taken from “bonking” in endurance sports.

Girl I’m donking hard after we stopped for KFC, I don’t think I can make it 2 more exits.

by Gw November 26, 2020

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

donking

(1) The action of randomly hitting someone over the head with a ping-pong paddle.
(2) What big donkeys do to make little donkeys.
(3) The act of screwing someone for money -derived from bonking, which is the act of screwing someone for fun. This type of donking is very common in the world of professional boxing.

(1) Stop donking me with that paddle.
(2) No need to be graphic here.
(3) Jeff Fenech and Mike Tyson have both been victims of donking during their boxing careers.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005