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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.
by Ande February 18, 2021
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Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up
by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017
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