by Steven November 22, 2003
Get the donkey penis mug.An activity commmon in prison,where an inmate poses of in the nude,usually showing his bare ass even with the cheeks parted so another inmate can take in the view,whilst pleasuring himself.No physical contact is allowed.Hence the photo connotation.
by RSookram December 14, 2008
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A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.
Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.
Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.
Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."
Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."
Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."
by ploud21 December 12, 2010
Get the Donkey Pie mug.An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
by Addie >=D October 18, 2007
Get the donkey punch mug.Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
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Get the Donkey Punch mug.The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.
The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.
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