wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Dodongos

Creatures that Link can't wait to bomb. It should be noted that they dislike smoke.

Link: I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

by Memetic Man July 23, 2010

Dodo les jumeaux

When it is somebody's bedtime.

Isabelle: Dodo les jumeaux.

by Schashmotic March 22, 2021

dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

i'm a stupid doodoo butt

Sans' secret code in undertale.

Sans: "What's up."
Frisk: "I'm a stupid doodoo butt."
Sans: "Did you...did you just say 'I'm a stupid doodoo butt?'"
"Wow. I can't believe you would say that."
"Not only is that completely infantile...but it's also my secret codeword."

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

doodoo dial

A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.

I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.

by Monty S March 3, 2008

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

by Mentosana April 18, 2021