INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

doiter

A doiter is a stomach on a male that is larger than it should be in respect to the other body dimensions. It generally sticks out moreso than down, and that is what separates it from the beer belly. It is a close relative to the boiler.

Check out <i>that</i> doiter.

by MadtownLems July 7, 2006

doggers

(British) People who like to have sex in public.

Besides having a nudist beach, Studland has in recent years become popular with “doggers”

by rivit August 15, 2007

Daylight Dodger

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.

Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Slop Dodger

A Slop Dodger is a Lady, who for reasons unknown, prefers not to get her face and hair bespunkled during the course of fellatio.

"I know she's a little past her sell by date, , but her toothless condition makes her the most popular Slop Dodger on the Block".

by BadBeast December 8, 2009

Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016