donged on

When you wreck or severely beat someone. Popularily in the gaming community and sports.

Oh damn! That guy just got donged on be our teammate!

by Liebra January 24, 2017

dogged it

1. a deliberate contradictory remark or action done to highlight a person's flaw
2. a deliberate action to avoid an organised event or place of meeting.

you dogged it on saturday! you're supposed to meet me at the train station at 12.

oh what a dog! why say that? you always dog it like that.

by lamchopz March 19, 2005

Dodged a Bullet

When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.

It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021

dodged that bullet

The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.

Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.

by Xurritox December 12, 2012

dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

diged

A variation on the word dickhead which can be used in the same way.

Lupco: You're a fucken diged.
*wanks imaginary dick on forehead*

by heatz0r September 17, 2004

Water Dogged

To be high, drunk, or wasted. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

Alternate Definition: To be the victim of a pedophiliac act. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

The last night of Post-Camp Carl was so Water Dogged he fucked a tub of peanut butter.

by Jon McKecknie August 25, 2009