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dogshit mule

A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
by garrythegrey May 30, 2016
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Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.
Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.
by o-corny April 3, 2010
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dogshit

Aw crap! I just stepped in dogshit!
by Wes64 October 29, 2011
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Douski

-noun
1. A synonym for jerk, asshole, idiot, moron and a thousand other petty insults. Often used in conjunction with other explatives.

2. A situation, most likely sudden and unwarranted, that is of dire consequence to the person describing it. See also shafted.

-verb
1. To defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf.

-adj.
1. Something that is undesirable or makes everything around it worse.
That was my soda you stupid fucking douski!

My car broke down in the middle of the freeway, talk about a total douski.

Be right back guys, I gotta douski real quick.

Get that douski girlfriend of yours out of here right the fuck now!
by rz9909 January 30, 2007
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dogshit-in-dogwater

Like the term dogshit, but doubled in severity.
"Twitter is such a dogshit-in-dogwater website."
by plastithottie 1.0 September 3, 2021
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Broski doski

Long bro

Annoy friend

Dont say, " I'm not a broski doski." Three times or he will get you.
"What up broski doski"

"I'm not a broski doski. I'm not a broski doski.I'm not a broski doski."

" ahhhhhhhhhh!!! He is here!"
by Broskidoski August 6, 2019
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Raining dogshit

From Cantonese "落狗屎", when it is raining so hard that the HKO issued an Amber rainstorm warning (but refuses to issue the red warning until 8am) and you cannot not get wet even at all costs.

See:
Raining cats and dogs
Bucket rain
Waaaaaaaa diu it's raining dogshit outside how am I even supposed to go home
by someone out there who is bored November 10, 2021
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