Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

Fucking the dog by Modern Women December 19, 2025

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

fucking the proverbial dog by Jeff April 9, 2003

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob 

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob by I hate frank November 11, 2021

fucking a dead dog 

to do somthing but accomplish nothing

standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog

fucking a dead dog by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

That fucking bitch ass dog 

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

That fucking bitch ass dog

That fucking bitch ass dog by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

ya fuckin dog 

someone you dislike and wanna fuck up!

oi ya fuckin dog cunt come here!!!

ya fuckin dog by fortey August 3, 2021

fuckin' the dog 

riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.

we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.

fuckin' the dog by Dwhodat October 15, 2013