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dodgeball 

A excellent game in which two teams try to eliminate each other by tagging opposing players "out" with an inflatable rubber ball. A player is out if he is struck by a ball before it bounces or if he throws the ball and an opposing player catches it before it bounces. If a ball bounces, it is considered out-of-play until it is thrown again.
A lot of useless liberals who call themselves "physical education teachers" are trying to turn children into pansies by outlawing dodgeball. These idiots, who never should have been certified to teach in any state, don't realize that dodgeball does NOT destroy self esteem. Dodgeball is nothing more than a REALLY FUN GAME!
dodgeball by Pissed Off Paul October 17, 2003

Dodgeball 

a movie that was copied from an indian movie (in this case is lagaan)
oh that movie is again another dodgeball
Dodgeball by Ashish February 7, 2005

dodgeball 

why i started smoking pot and cutting gym class because they outlawed this great game that allows people to take out their rage with a rubber ball.
I cant clock Tim anymore cuz they outlawed dodgeball. now i smoke pot and cut class
dodgeball by trashisyummy May 13, 2011

Dodgeball 

1. A game played in Phys. Ed. usually involving the lobbing of rubber or leather balls into people to eliminate them. It seperates the strong from the stupid, bench-warming pansies. It is currently being banned in most American school because parents think kids should be coddled beyond belief.

2. The object thrown in a game of dodgeball
1.) EHRMAHGERD MAH KID GOT A MICROSCOPIC BRUISE FROM DODGEBALL. LET'S SUE THE BOARD!

2.) I broke my nose because some jock hurled a dodgeball at the speed of light.
Dodgeball by InvisibleWater October 23, 2012

dodgeball 

an early introduction to the search for accepting colleges/grad schools/jobs. only in dodgeball, all the roles seem reversed.
i was the master of dodgeball. this definition was added from my home computer at 12:30 pm on a monday. i digress...
dodgeball by sadSac October 27, 2003

Dodgeball 

1.The most evil game in elementary school. Everyone throws balls at you even after you're out 'cause it's funny.

2.Kids version of a drive by.

3.Most painful game ever. Played with bricks and metal baseball bats.
1. Hey guys lets play dodgeball !!!

(10 minutes later)

I'M already out, and who keeps hitting my crotch!!!

2.DUDE WTF!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS THROWING !@#$%& PINEAPPLES AT ME!!!!

3.Only fun when you get to throw.
Dodgeball by superplayah January 2, 2010