dobergoat

Noun: Mythical animal said to have inhabited the Hawaiian Islands to control rat population. Using gene splicing, the cross between a doberman pincer and a goat, provided a small more easily managed rat killing machine. Lore has it that the government lost control of one of the goats, and it still roams the islands.

Dobergoats love to eat rats.
That was the biggest dobergoat I have ever seen.

by Steve Gallegos October 25, 2004

Dohertinator

A ferocious beast that origins from old folk tales which often feature entire villages being destroyed, towns pillaged, and barely legal women raped. The Dohertinator viciously strikes from the shadows, sporting many patches of hair and random growths sprouting from his body.

The Dohertinator destroyed the village of Playterville

by doherty1990 May 28, 2009

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.

Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.

by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009

Doberman

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.

The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.

by o2theMalley July 4, 2008

Doberman Blowjob

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.

After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

by puddinghatch May 2, 2005

doberman

one big, badazz dog dat guards yo house an tears up any ni99a dat try to come in yo yard

Damn, willies doberman ripped my white tee!

by chucc January 11, 2009