dison

Your a hot girl so dance everyday

I’m a dison so I a queen

by anonymous June 25, 2021

djsonic

unreal tournement super cheat has every bot and hack in the game usally found beign bossed about by a 15 year old pussy

by james irvine September 2, 2003

Dyson In and Out

when a girl puts a guys flaccid penis in her mouth and starts sucking in and out rapidly.

Woah man, that girl on Christian Mingle totally gave me the best Dyson In and Out I've ever had.

by rykuno February 2, 2019

Duson Glory Hole

A term coined for the use of a colostomy stoma in the various disturbing sex acts made available to residents of Southern Louisiana due to the many health problems that accompany poverty and poor lifestyle choices.

"Why's your friend looking so forlorn today?" "Oh, was passed around for his Duson Glory Hole at the club last night, and now he's regretting his poor decisions in life."

by Kangaroo Ninja April 28, 2023

Industrial Dyson

Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.

me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk

by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013

james dysonning

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse

Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit

by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018

Dolly Dyson

A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.

Have you been a good Dolly Dyson or a Bad Dolly Dyson while you were rogue for the past week?

by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023