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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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Correctile Disfunction

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
by RLD123 April 19, 2011
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disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered
She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.
by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009
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internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.
"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."
by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007
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Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.
I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.
by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009
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Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood
by Big_T October 15, 2003
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pornlovian erectile dysfunction

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions
He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction
by Freyjawired August 5, 2018
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