christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dingied

~Scottish~
1. To be left alone or ditched by your friends
2. If you're talking to someone and they ignore you

1. Micheal: Haha look at James over there!
Claire: I know all his mates have just dingied him - laughed at!

2. Lauryn: I just said I didn't want to see him anymore, what do you think?
Carlolyn: ...
Lauryn: Are you even listening?
Carolyn: You what?
Lauryn: Oh my God, dingied a dillion!

by huni buni December 18, 2005

dinglederper

Dinglederper: (N) One who derives sexual satisfaction from anal stimulation with dingleberries

how was your dinglederper today

by notelisa July 18, 2014

dinglebroad

A woman who's riding your ass like a dingleberry.

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.

Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.

by RNPS July 23, 2007

Dingle Forest

This is when there are more than one dingle berry. When you have a cultivation of the dingles.

My friend is digging around his/her butt. I ask "Are you growing something down there?" They look at me with a bewildered look. I say "Must be a dingle forest you're cultivating."

by Lady Fish Hook December 20, 2010

Dingle-Choch

Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.

Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.

by Amplifyer September 26, 2019

Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

by YAWA March 8, 2019