dilf

disabled person i'd like to fuck. A hot person with a disability; i.e. down syndrome, deaf, dumb, mute, crippled, parapalegic, quadrapalegic, blind, retarded, kyle seavey, polio, measles, mumps, bubonic plague, shingles, scurvey.

I'm tryin to holler at a DILF This down syndrom chick is a DILF. Holla.

by Gully Evans July 25, 2009

dilf

demon i like to fuck

that vampire is scary, but hot, a total dilf

by Mark Wahlberg December 7, 2006

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!

by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008

dilf

Damn I Like to Fuck!!!

by LANE October 26, 2003

dilf

dad i would like to fuck

your dad is a dilf

by lgdancookie April 28, 2009

dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 14, 2022