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Ditsy

a person that acts like a blonde or is hyper all the time.
that girl over there is ditsy because she didn't take her pills today.
by chey chey June 25, 2005
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Dirts

A common breed of mostly nocturnal humanesque lifeforms suspected to be female, Dirts are most certainly a dangerous species. Hunting in packs they tend to pick off the stagglers of a group, pouncing as soon as they are alone.

It is somewhat common for male adolescents to intermingle with them, indeed it is seen by their peers as a right of passage.
Stephen: "Man, have you seen some of the birds Evan scored lately?"

Paul: "Yeah, what absolute Dirts!"
by Tom Random December 9, 2009
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dirtster

Simply put, a dirtster is a hipster who's just dirty. Hipsters are carefully put together as to look like they just woke up and suddenly looked this cool. Dirtsters are subtly different. They did just wake up and, unlike the hipster, just put on their only pair of pants.

They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking "are you going to eat that?", and smelling just a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster are almost impossible to differentiate. Careful attention to behavior, however, will revile their true identity.
If you are a bartender:

The Hipster orders a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.

If you are dating one:

Hipster has an iPhone, a small garden in the back of their studio, listens to NPR and buys you vinyl and vintage clothing.

Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys you items from salvation army stores.
by jtjennings June 7, 2011
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Daftsopresata

A snapchat groupchat of roughly 30 people, typically aged between 15-17 years old. Mainly composed of daft high school males who joke over the meaning of the word "daft."

Based in Suffolk County.

Created in January of 2020 and was originally meant for bonfires.
"Yooo check Daftsopresata, someone just sent a possible dp."
"Oh god, not again."
by Daft Individual February 15, 2021
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dirtshooter

dirtshooter
1. an unteachable rifle shot. person who cant shoot well and misses targets with every shot.

2. a group of losers on youtube. who handle guns like complete dumbasses, and have no idea of firearms safety. they make legal gun ownership look bad, and they are generally dismissed as total fucktards and internet jerkoffs.
Dude, did you see that video where dude bumpfired and missed everything he aimed at.
yeah, but then he walked up and shot the computer from two feet away.. what a fucking dirtshooter.
by lordewmongus July 26, 2011
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Ditts

Slang for "Ditto"
1: I'm a tortured soul. I have a deep, dark past and I wish to share it with you.
2: Ditts =)
by Raven L June 10, 2009
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dirtslippers

A coating of dirt that welfare children get on the bottoms of their feet. Usually because mom doesn't believe in cleaning the house.
When I walked into that trailer all 10 of that bitch's kids had dirtslippers
by dirtyd79 April 17, 2006
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