Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.
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Dickweed

What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”
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Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
by MikeNessMonster April 30, 2007
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dickweeds

Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?
by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008
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Dickweed

pubes or pubricans attached to the blatter or ballsack of a male
by Pubericans November 18, 2006
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Dickweed

A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
by Co factor S October 06, 2009
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Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
by Garym791 February 11, 2007
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