An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.
Max is a dickweed
by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:
1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?
by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008

by Pubericans November 17, 2006

A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.
Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
by Co factor S October 6, 2009

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
by Garym791 December 13, 2008
