Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

dickweeds

Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?

by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008

Dickweed

pubes or pubricans attached to the blatter or ballsack of a male

Johnny, stop messing with you dickweeds,

by Pubericans November 17, 2006

Dickweed

A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube

Your a total dickweed

by Co factor S October 6, 2009

Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all the Dickweeds out there!!

by Garym791 December 13, 2008