dicktionary

a little feminine notebook with names of friends - potential sex partners - and their measures

I gotta look in my dicktionary to find a date for tonight...I will check under letter P.

by Nina March 15, 2005

dicktionary

Having a definition tattooed to your penis, thus creating a dicktionary.

Dennis decided to define what phallus was by tattooing it to the shaft of his penis, thus creating his dicktionary.

by Lily Daniels February 6, 2008

Dicktionary

A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.

If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Dicktionary

A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.

X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"

by Neal79 July 27, 2010

DICKtionary

someone who won't share there dictionary despite the fact their friend is in need.

Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?

Sophie: NO! get your own.

Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!

by Jose Jose Jose February 23, 2009

dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Dicktionary

A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.

Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.

by Ambassador Core December 9, 2008