dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksack

The bag that the crazy girl uses to store the dicks she cuts off

Sh*t I think she was carrying a dicksack. You shouldn't mess with her.

by lololol8769 December 15, 2009

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dickspeak

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

dicksnack

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")

He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move

by hahnimalia July 7, 2005

dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007