dislexia

The person that wrote the definition of 'dislexia' (as shown above this definition) is in fact probably dyslexic herself. Her inability to even spell the word correctly pretty much proves it. You fucking idiot.

Some of the idiots on here are fucking dyslexic.

by jamie August 5, 2004

dicksexual

Loving duck and giving good head jobs

“Amanda gave good head bro”
“Oh yah? She sounds dicksexual to me.”

by Dick_bitch_ May 11, 2018

Dickslexic

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 21, 2016

Digislexia

When your brain works faster than your fingers in chat, resulting in otherwise never-before spelled words. The easiest words are usually the most susceptible, as you REALLY don't think about them when you type.

Dude: "I gots me a schveet score on CoD last nite."

Dudette: "LLO"

Dude: "...llo?"

Dudette: "DURP. Sorry. LOL. Stupid digislexia."

by dansolnite December 4, 2010

dicksexass

When a man sexes his dick right in a woman's ass, and then screams "Kiyai!" This generally results in the woman's chi getting rocked by manliness.

Dude, last night she said that she wanted to try something new, so I got all up in her like "KIYAI!" and gave her the dicksexass. for FREE

by Tzaqueri January 11, 2008

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

Dickslexic

Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!

I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.

by Dick S March 30, 2010