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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.
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by BirchBuns November 30, 2016
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Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.
by Cornellathon November 29, 2017
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Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary
by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
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Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".
B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..
by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014
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dikshita

dikshita is a really swag person, she usually likes to wear cool outfits and is the swaggiest of them all.
damn dikshita you look swag af!
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.
"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."
by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009
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