Dicklan

Noun:

A Snapback merchant who surcomes to a dickish nature.

Person 1: Man, you wanna buy my snapbacks? They're only $10
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Dicklan.

by Nobody Knows, Seriously December 5, 2012

Dicksand

A powdered form of dried-up sperm which is cut and snorted up the nose similar to doing cocaine. Usually distributed under false label, i.e. cocaine.

"Did you try a rail of Dan's dicksand? He cut up at least two lines." powder cocaine drugs sperm ejaculation cum snort rail dried up nose narcotics dicksand dick sand

by blondie533 January 11, 2015

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

Dicksand

Losing yourself in a relationship, because you're addicted to the dick.

We never see Rachel anymore, she's caught up in Aaron's Dicksand.

by Defineme99 September 8, 2016

dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

dicksand

It's when you start developing a crush on a guy but you aren't looking for a relationship and you can't get out. It's like quicksand but with dicks.

Hey vanessa, I think I've fallen into (insert name)'s dicksand.

by makushiin August 5, 2016

dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009