Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.

No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?

by christa November 14, 2003

dickface

Much better insult than dick head

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT

by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009

Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.

by Neesied69 June 6, 2013

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011