Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.

"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.

by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011

Discovery Channel

The only legal way you can view bestiality porn.

Oh yeah! The Discovery Channel! Do it like they do on the Discover Channel! Oh yes! Ride me like a pony! That is hot!

by hekifier is the greatest May 9, 2009

discoveration

When you have a conversation and discovery something at the same time.

"Emily we already had this discoveration" -Corrin Weston

by westtside March 28, 2017

Discovery middle school

fuckboys,drama, and weird ass dragon girls,is a place I like to call Discovery. Filled with girls who go back to their ex 8x and boys who can’t text back cause they’re playing fortnite. We cannot forget the excitement of unwanted dick pics, Cheaters and D-hoppers. Have a wonderful time here at Discovery Middle school.

Girl 1-My school is so bad !
Girl2-Yeah that place is so Discovery Middle School trashy.

by agirlatdiscovery... May 4, 2018

Discoverdose

Dangerously excessive consumption of disco.

Ignoring the health warning about the recommended number of hours exposure to a glitterball, she suffered a discoverdose and collapsed in spasms on the dancefloor.

by Edith Piaf March 6, 2009

Discoverment

1.It is a cross between Discovery and Enjoyment.

2. Used to describe the joy you get when you figure something out.

3. Used when you discover something that is very pleasing.

Example 1: I finally figured out how to solve this economy crisis! What a discoverment!

Example 2:

Me: "Tomorrow I'm getting season 2 of Entourage from my Netflix."
Mexican, Non-native English speaking boyfriend: "Tomorrow I'm getting Season 3 of Entourage in my netflix!"
Me: "Cool, we can have an Entourage marathon."
Mexican, Non-native English speaking boyfriend: "Awesome, what a discoverment!"

by Comosedice October 21, 2010

Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010