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dick

1. Another word for a penis. The male genital.

2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.
"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."
by naryn December 28, 2005
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dick

a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.
Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."

Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"
by Mel326 June 17, 2008
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dick

by blingtastic September 19, 2009
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dick

1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
by bunnybabe101 October 25, 2009
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dick

1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
by mashmallow515 August 6, 2011
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dick

1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a cock.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.
1. Man, he's got a big dick.

2. That guy is such a dick for calling me that!
by theAJbahmaster December 28, 2005
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dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.
Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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