Dib

A secondary character on Invader Zim who's only goal in life is to prove to the world that Zim is an alien. He also has very pointy hair. And a big head.

funny show.

Zim: I don't like Dib. He smells.
GiR: tacos

by Burnt Bean Burrito April 30, 2020

Dibbing

When you don't want to engage in a full dab, but you still want to let people know that you're lit.
Just throw your chin up and give it a quick /pchew/.

"Hey check it out dad, I'm woke! *dibs*"
"Dib on the hate."
"I don't have the energy today, so I'll be dibbing instead of dabbing."

by llamasaylol May 5, 2018

Dibs

In normal cases Dibs is a stupid game that children play with things that they can't actually have, but among the people of The Mals Nation it's an entirely different story. Dibs is a legally binding statement. Once the announcement has been made that one has "Dibs" on anything (living or not) it cannot be disputed.

"Dude, Dibs on that silly slut."

by Ricky_butt February 2, 2009

dibs

To claim something, best used if other various words follow in the claiming

Carl: Shotgun, ironman, no anti-freeze, DIBS! on the front seat of the car.
Frank: Damn you carl and your amazing dibs ability

by the scratch master z December 16, 2008

Dibs

Creamy chocolate covered ice cream balls. Comes in different variety of flavors

Dude let me get a Dibs
Get your box

by Marglar lvl 57 battle mage October 6, 2008

dibs

to claim an item, person, or thing in general

john called dibs for a cock in his face.

by Morgan Shandley December 9, 2003

DIB

Stands for Dirty Irish Bastard. Refers to lewd middle-aged drunken people hanging around in Dublin youth hostels.

Gradually applied to people from other nationalities as well:
DFB: Dirty French Bastard
DAB: Dirty Australian Bastard
etc.

That DIB spent the whole night drinking wine from a plastic bottle and burping. In the dorm.

by Clem v4 September 1, 2008