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Dialectical Praxeology

Dialectical Praxeology is an ancap stalinist and capitalist communist (CapCom) theory that unites praxeology with dialectical materialism, where all human behavior and actions are result from the conflict of social forces and are interpretable as a series of contradictions and their solutions. The conflict is believed to be caused by material needs. Dialectical Praxeology also advocates that there are a struggle between the material needs and the human behavior, not just humans, but also for all living beings as well, where all material needs are shape the behavior of living beings such as the behavior of living beigs shape the material needs as well.
"Dialectical Praxeology is a capitalist communist theory, mainly used by capcoms and some kinds of anarchists to justify how the material conditions actually shape the behavior of humans such as humans shape the material conditions of the world they live in, leading into an infinite struggle between human behavior and material conditions."
by Full Monteirism March 21, 2021
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Zippo Dialect

The action of raising your voice at the end of every word when speaking about getting good.
“Chill” would be “chiLL📈” - “you’re good” = “you’rE GOOD📈” - one could ask “hey, are you using the zippo dialect
by Zippoyourgoodchill September 14, 2025
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Gwynn Dialect

The dialect used by the cult of Gwynn, formerly known as the cult of Debora (A quirky and random cult). It includes constant spam of the emoji 👹👺🏇💪🥶, constant spam of all caps, and constant references to topics such as Mr. Worldwide, Wild Kratts, Reptilians, and Attack on Titan. Any time you must call a person, you must shout their name incredibly loudly multiple times. Any time another person enters the group chat, you must say "That's good for you buddy 👍." The other members of this cult are referred to as "Leiges" and you must greet each other with "Broski."
Member: "WhY aRE YoU bEIng a SuSSy bAKA, whAT WOULD MR WORLDWIDE mr 305 THINK 🥵👹"

Normal person: "Why are you talking in Gwynn Dialect? Can you stop spamming caps I find it annoying."

Member: "That's good for you buddy 👍. Sorry guys I have to go listen to attack on titan, or the zuko rap."
by NinjaCat5510 January 30, 2022
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JCP dialect

The type of music played in a JC Penney. You’d be shocked that some play different music than others
Why are they playing The Weeknd in the jcp in Glendale? Oh, it’s their jcp dialect
by hubsta September 19, 2021
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carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.
Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?
by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021
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Dialectization

The process by a which a language evolves into various dialects in a specific region.
French underwent heavy dialectization in Québec.
by linguist?? September 26, 2025
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Zippo Dialect

The action of raising your voice at the end of every word when speaking about getting good.
“Chill” would be “chiLL📈” - “you’re good” = “you’rE GOOD📈” - one could ask “hey, are you using the zippo dialect
by Zippoyourgoodchill September 14, 2025
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