Diabetic Rage

Mental state one enters when they run out of Vanilla Ice Cream.

Wilford Brimley: "Last week I ran out of Vanilla Ice Cream and struck my wife. Then I found out my wife's been dead for 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?!"
Randy: "Damn, he's got the Diabetic Rage."

by King Chile, Weezyzx January 7, 2008

Diabetic Slut

A diabetic who whores out their pancreas.

you diabetic slut give me a some of you insulinless pancreas!

by Diabetic1 February 24, 2011

diabetic timeout

a terrible excuse, used by diabetics, when they are losing an argument or being ignored.

Erick: "Diabetic timeout! Diabetic timeout! listen to this story!"
Everyone else: "STFU Erick!"

by waffleznsyrp July 1, 2012

diabetic plunge

When due to your Diabetes everytime you pass urine it's in such large incriments that you push your pee stream as forcefully as possibly to save time and not become too bored peeing for minutes straight

Yo yo Brown: I gotta pee bro
Bobby: Oh shit man, we're going to miss the bus
Yo yo Brown: Don't worry bro, I'll just diabetic plunge!

by GribbySaysDaTruth June 29, 2016

diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin

Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way

by Jesus Lover42069666 July 8, 2020

diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic

Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.

by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022

Diabetic Muzzleloader

When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.

Did you hear about Shelby last night?

No, what happened?

Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.

by Big debby March 1, 2023