deuce

When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!

Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)

by Rara Nigga April 26, 2007

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A piece of human feces.

Dude, i'll be back, I need to go drop a deuce

by Gman82 April 13, 2007

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When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...

(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...

by whats_a_pseudonym2 November 28, 2007

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It's a game. If someone says something stupid a person yells out "deuce" and slaps the person that said the stupid remark 2 times in the back and once in the head.

guy #1-I'm eat pussy!
guy#2-DEUCE!
(GUY#2 SLAPS gUY #1 in on the back twice and slaps him once in the head.
guy#1-ouch that hurt!

by Plan B aka Plan Bizzle March 19, 2005

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Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

by Weezy F Burlo January 08, 2011

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