Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by Jeremy October 2, 2004

detorted

combination of dumb and distorted

as in: "you're face is so detorted, you ugly-puss"

by friendz August 15, 2009

Detroutious

A stupid pussy ass nigga who treats women sooooooo wrong

A: did u see what that boy did to Anna?
B: yeah. He is such a Detroutious!!!!

by Realshittalkingbitch August 29, 2016

Devout

Adjective

Devoted to divine worship or service

I devout my life to Vine

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

detoto

an absolute idiot of a last name

lol imagine having the last name detoto

by Cliffk October 2, 2020

detoto

lol imagine having the last name detoto, what a bad last name only VINCENTS will have the last name detoto

Did you hear that Vincent has the last name DETOTO? what a loser

by Cliffk October 2, 2020

detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink

person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.

by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021