derp

derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!

by DFreshalot September 28, 2011

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

by Nebulious June 21, 2010

derp

Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.

Im the Joker, Batman! DERP!

by BATMAN DERP February 25, 2011

derp

Has several meanings, but used in a situation where someone has done/said something retarded, and so "derp" is a socially acceptable to say post-retardedness.

This meaning is most commonly used (originally, atleast) in Coventry, England.

Pronounced "durrp." See "yarp" from the film "Hot Fuzz" The way Michael says "yarp" is similar in the way you say "derp."

Person 1: Omg, i thought i saw a cat, but it was a dog, but yeah. I failed alll my gcses.

Person 2: Derp. (retard face)

by Shaun-e-e-e September 8, 2010

derp

A word used by a narrator who doesn't want to show /don't remember the identity of a character fom the story that he tells...The word was created and used frequently by 9gagers...users of 9gag.com for shorter and funnier storyes

"So i was with my friend Derp at this super cool club and there were so much cool people derping around.."

by 9gager May 22, 2012

derp

A word uttered when performing a particularly easy frag in a multiplayer combat game such as halo or unreal tournament.

(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.)

Player 2: Aaaahgh...
Player 1: DERP!

by cyomega April 14, 2004